You can't keep a good congregation down - they are at it again in the C of E's zaniest parish, but what is going on? The Oxford English Dictionary gives 17 alternative meanings for the word diet. Are they thinking of Luther's Diet of Worms and staging their own theological conferences? Well, yes, if the much tattooed and studded Jason Orrell asking what car Jesus drove (and concluding it was probably a Fiesta) counts as theological enquiry. Or have they all become disciples of Dr Atkins? There's a bit of that going on too, what with the quota going up and the roof tiles coming down and a sponsored slim seeming like a good idea. Catch up with your favourite characters - and learn some theology along the way - with this latest St Gargoyle's epic.