Dave Walker, cartoonist, cyclist, web editor and former church and youth worker is the UK’S most shrewd observer of the quirks of church life. His distinctive Guide to the Church cartoons appear weekly in the Church Times, and have made their way into books and calendars, and on to mugs, tea-towels and T-shirts.

This ninth collection includes, among other things:

- Those new church chairs – rejected designs.

- Some handy suggestions for the church app

- A hierarchy of needs for when you get locked in the church