I have written nothing but original poems in my book entitled The Hidden Treasures of Paradise. This book includes such poems as "Love Is," "If," "Two Kinds of People," "I am Life," "Thanksgiving Treats," "What Is a Mother," "I'm Somebody, You're Somebody," "The Pearl of the World," "The Ghetto," "It's Midnight," and many more. These poems are designed to delight and excite one's personal appetites. These poems will awaken the liveliest part of the human mind. You will enjoy the majority of the poems in this book, if not all of them, I guarantee it. Happy enjoyment to one and all!

Yours truly,

Mr. Paradise Gray (The World's Greatest Poet)