What follows is an esoteric dialogue that develops from guarded inquiries by woeful, ruinous and shadowy entities in Nature, that are responded to by enlightened perspectives from delightfully optimistic, constructive, revered entities. This piece contains a compendium of 23 contentious remarks and reassuring conclusions amongst various abstractions and entities within nature, that through their epistemological discussion of the wonders of life, Nature and existence, glean the Unity of God.