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NEVER GIVE A DUCK A PEN

Name: NEVER GIVE A DUCK A PEN
Price: 6.75 GBP
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Author: Chris White
ISBN: 9780956523945

by Chris White

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190 pages
Publisher: Caboodle
12.7 x 19.6 x 1.6 cm

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For anyone who enjoys a good belly laugh

Collects ten years of side-splitting funny poems

Brightens your day with unique, wacky humour

A hilarious collection of the best-loved poems from Chris White, guaranteed to make readers of all ages laugh.

Our Mission

Equipping you for life's journey with Jesus:

Now a team of 60 – we've been serving the Church since 2004
Together we've raised over £1,000,000 for UK Christian charities
25,000 churches are using the Eden Plus account

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This is Chris White at his very best--a mad journey through the past ten years of Chris' favorite poems, such as "Bitey The Veggie Vampire" and "Never Put Curry Up Your Nose." Whatever Chris writes, his unique sense of humor seems to hit the funny bone every time. Children of all nationalities and cultures seem to have one thing in common--they all like to laugh Chris White is the king of the belly laugh--you have been warned