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Don't Chew Jesus!

  • 240 pages
  • Publisher: BenBella Books

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For anyone who loves stories about faith and fun

Shares light-hearted tales from life in the convent

Reflect on the joyful legacy of sisters you knew

Enjoy a humorous and heart-warming collection of stories celebrating the lives of Catholic nuns.

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Filled with fond recollections and touching stories, these tales from hundreds of contributors pay tribute to nuns—those monochromatically clad monitors of the right, the wrong, and the holy. Catholic nuns are portrayed as devoted and passionate women who, armed with an arsenal of educational weaponry ranging from creative storytelling to psychological terrorism, had the massive responsibility of molding children into model citizens of God. The brief, descriptive anecdotes cover subjects ranging from religious training, habits, and devotion to discipline, pranks, and the always-dicey sex education. Readers are introduced to such legends-in-the-making as baseball-playing nuns, telepathic nuns, gun-toting nuns, and even skinny-dipping nuns. These nuns have seen it all—the silly or the sad, the frightening or sublime—and always keep their gazes directed upward.

  • Title

    Don't Chew Jesus!

  • Authors

    Danielle Schaaf +1

  • Publisher

    BenBella Books

  • Published

    October 2025

  • Weight

    218g

  • Page Count

    240

  • ISBN

    9781637748732

  • ISBN-10

    1637748736

  • Eden Code

    7341068