The Vegans Are Coming is not a cookbook, a diet manual, or a wellness guide.

It is a sharp, darkly humorous audit of modern humanity - a cultural post-mortem disguised as a laugh.

With wit, satire, and uncomfortable clarity, the book examines the everyday systems we accept without question: food, tradition, entertainment, progress, and the strange moral gymnastics used to defend them. Nothing is shouted. Everything is observed.

Written in short, punchy chapters, The Vegans Are Coming invites readers to laugh first, think second, and reconsider what they have been taught to call "normal." It does not ask for purity, perfection, or agreement - only honesty.

This book is for the curious, the sceptical, and the quietly uncomfortable. For readers who suspect that many of our most cherished customs survive not because they make sense, but because they've been repeated long enough to feel harmless.

No preaching. No instructions. Just a mirror, held up at a slightly inconvenient angle.