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Where Does All the Poop Go?

by A.C. Hudson

  • Publisher: Biblical Blunders LLC
  • 15.3 x 22.9 x 0.3 cm

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Ever read the story of Noah's Ark and thought, "Wait... how did that actually work?" Yeah, same.

Where Does All the Poop Go? is a darkly funny, fully illustrated picture book for adults who've dared to apply common sense to Bible stories. Through modern dialogue, sarcastic side-eyes, and painfully accurate math, this book follows poor Noah as he's asked to load 16 million animals onto a wooden boat, feed them for a year without refrigeration, and, oh yeah, figure out where all the poop goes.

Told in a satirical children's-book style with full-color illustrations on every page, this book blends Sunday school nostalgia with brutal logic and a healthy dose of WTF. It's not just a retelling, it's a comedic audit of one of the Bible's most famous events.

Perfect for ex-evangelicals, cult survivors, recovering Bible nerds, or anyone who enjoys asking questions they were told not to, this book opens the floodgates, literally and metaphorically.

Trigger warning: May cause church flashbacks and uncontrollable laughter.

  • Title

    Where Does All the Poop Go?

  • Publisher

    Biblical Blunders LLC

  • Published

    October 2025

  • Weight

    96g

  • Dimensions

    15.3 x 22.9 x 0.3 cm

  • ISBN

    9798999737700

  • ISBN-10

    8999737705

  • Eden Code

    7391649

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