The viral video star behind Dude Dad offers a humorous and heartfelt guide to helping expectant fathers survive and thrive during the wild ride that is forty weeks of pregnancy. Numerous apps and books exist to help expectant parents understand the gestational journey of their baby, but these products usually rely on images and metaphors unfamiliar to many fathers-to-be. What the heck is a kumquat? And what does it mean that my baby is roughly that size? Why are you comparing my baby to a piece of broccoli? I assure you, he is gnarlier than what is arguably the worst vegetable ever. A Man's Guide to Baby Size offers a unique, one-of-a-kind perspective and approach to these forty life-changing weeks—from a dude, for dudes entering into dadhood. A proud husband and father of three, Taylor serves up a sidesplitting summary of weekly comparative size objects that actually make sense to dads. He also offers engaging and memorable insights and weekly benchmarks for dads as they care for mom-to-be, and prepare to care for their baby along the way. This is the perfect guide for any new father who is excited to be a dad while still remaining a dude.