From the frank, funny, and irreverent voice behind the viral #millenneagram Twitter thread comes a fresh spin on the popular Enneagram personality typing system. This is an invitation. Yeah, the world is currently a dumpster fire, but that's why time is of the essence! Enter the Millenneagram.
So begins Hannah Paasch's debut book, which reinvigorates the ancient personality typing tradition, the Enneagram, for a young audience hungry to discover a more centered, rooted self.
The Enneagram is made up of nine distinct personality types, and when Paasch started posting humorous and spot-on observations for each type under the hashtag millenneagram on Twitter, people responded in a huge way. From threads like How to Fuck Up Your Love Life in Each Enneagram Style and How Each Type Travels by Airplane, millenneagram struck a chord with people who identified with or saw a loved one in each type description. Within a few weeks, Paasch had sold several thousand dollars' worth of merchandise with the millenneagram branding.
In Millenneagram, Paasch expands upon her beloved spin on the Enneagram and breaks down each personality type using humerous new descriptors, colorful language, and gifted insight. Paasch's appeal lies in her creative renaming of the classic Enneagram types:
1 The Perfectionist becomes The Machine (I'm an Enneagram 1 and I Can Fix This!)
2 The Helper becomes The Parent (I'm an Enneagram 2 and Can I Get You a Refill?)
3 The Achiever becomes The Winner (I'm an Enneagram 3 and All I Do Is Win.)
4 The Individualist becomes The Tortured Artist (I'm an Enneagram 4 and I'm Deeper Than You.)
5 The Investigator becomes The Detective (I'm an Enneagram 5 and I Read an Article About That.)
6 The Loyalist becomes The Oracle (I'm an Enneagram 6 and I'm Loyal as Fuck.)
7 The Enthusiast becomes The Party (I'm an Enneagram 7 so This Might Be Vodka In My Mug.)
8 The Asserter becomes The Dragon (I'm an Enneagram 8 so Nice Try, Bitch.)
9 The Peacemaker becomes The Peacemaker (I'm an Enneagram 9 so Let's Just All Chill Out, Dude.)
A powerful tool for reflection with a hint of edge, Millenneagram is an invitation to take a journey of self-discovery. Paasch's version of the Enneagram goes beyond simply identifying with a type: it allows people to actively engage with their inner selves and facilitates introspection. Whether you're discovering your Enneagram number for the first time or a nerdy connoisseur of this beloved personality test, you will find Paasch's affirmations and ass-kickings necessary for further integration into the healthiest version of yourself.
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