My name is Leslie Ann Brennemann, and I kinda felt some relief, when I got kidnapped. I never wanted to go home to face all the people who told me I was an idiot, to tell them that I was indeed an idiot. Everything that they predicted could happen, happened to me. I met a robot, I rode in a limousine, I went into space for the first time and I got my hair did properly.

Meanwhile, three US government agencies were looking for me, my uncle and my mother, but no one had any idea I had changed so much. They say it happens when you start to like your kidnapper, but she saved me from the assassins and she took me to get sushi. I felt surely, I could live a life on the run, but sooner or later, as any good Catholic knows, it will catch up to you.

It all caught up to me.