Christmas stockings have always been handled by the candy department, with add-ins from the other departments. It has just become too complex these days.

Santa has just named me, Dink Winkleman, as the elf in charge of the new Christmas Stocking Department.

Part of the year, I'm like a private eye, determining what goes in whose stocking. Then, beginning each Fall, I put the stockings together by coordinating with the other departments.

That's me!

Dink Winkleman: Christmas Stocking Stuffer.