What sort of phone has Santa got? Pay as you ho, ho, ho The perfect stocking filler, A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes is full of seasonal silliness and funny festive jokes that will keep you laughing for days - and that's sno joke From food jokes to spooky jokes, dinosaur jokes to pirate jokes, these laugh-out-loud one-liners are just the sort that you'd find in Christmas crackers.Decorated with humourous black and white line drawings and packed with hundreds of hilarious jokes about all sort of topics, including: Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's DecembrrrrrWhat do ducks do before their Christmas dinner? Pull their Christmas quackers What does a grumpy mouse send another mouse at Christmas? A Cross-mouse cardWhat do elves use for making Christmas cakes? Elf-raising flourWhat's miserable and covered in custard? Apple grumble.Why did the jelly wobble? It saw the milk shake.