Eduardo Guadardo may look fluffy. He may look cute. But he\'s no little lamb. He\'s about to graduate from the FBI--that\'s the Fairytale Bureau of Investigations--as an Elite Sheep. He knows five forms of kung fu, and he can outfox the foxiest of foxes. In fact, he\'s so good they put him on his own case: to keep the farmer\'s daughter, Mary, safe from Wolf, Troll, and Witch. It\'s a job for somebody baaaaaaad--someone like a soon-to-be Elite Sheep. The thing is, protecting Mary isn\'t quite as easy as Eduardo expected...

This imaginary backstory for \"Mary Had a Little Lamb\" is hilarious, action-packed, and filled with subterfuge (that means pulling the wool over your eyes, for you civilians).